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Help I Sexted My Boss

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Personal Journals, Relationships, Hilarious Dilemmas, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast, Best British Comedy Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Social Etiquette Advice, William Hanson Etiquette, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Jordan North Podcast, Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

William and Jordan have got a lot to say in this episode. One's ranting about washing machine temperatures and the other's moaning about the price of pints. I'm sure we can guess who's who. There's also confusion about Desmond Tutu, and the boys share their advice about a cat eating with the light off, dealing with late risers and playing dress up.


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0:00.0

This is a paid advertisement from Better Help. October the 10th is World Mental Health Day.

0:04.3

I think we should take a moment, Jordan, to celebrate all of the wonderful therapists who make a positive impact on our lives.

0:10.6

They definitely deserve a thank you. They are the ones who are there through the hard stuff,

0:15.5

helping untangle all those messy feelings.

0:18.2

Yes, whether it's navigating grief, relationships, stress,

0:21.2

or just the everyday chaos of life.

0:23.5

Therapists are there to guide us with patience, compassion and care.

0:28.5

I don't know how they do it.

0:29.5

I can't be a therapist, fair play to him.

0:31.3

No. I mean, mine's excellent.

0:33.7

Very good. We get to the nub very quickly.

0:36.2

This world mental health day, let's celebrate the therapist who've helped millions of people take a step forward.

0:41.7

If you're ready to find the right therapist for you, BetterHelp can help you start that journey.

0:45.3

With over 5,000 therapists in the UK, they are the world's largest online therapy platform.

0:50.4

Our listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com slash sexted.

0:55.1

That's BetterHelphelp.com slash sexted. This episode is sponsored by Tilda Rice, the UK's number one rice brand. Oh, thank God. I've had more episodes of Rice than we've recorded on this podcast. Well, that's concerning, considering we're well into the hundreds. I know, but you know, it's a woman, it's stuck in pan, it's a glutat pan, it's a soggy mess. I don't know how people do it. Well, Jordan, you are not alone. Tilda's research shows that nearly 35% of us struggle to cook rice. The good news is, Tilda has over 50 years of expertise. Every single batch is purity tested, which is why their rice comes out perfectly

1:29.9

fluffy and separate, not the cement mix you usually end up with. Cement mix, charming. I'll remember

1:35.9

that one. What's your favourite type of rice, Jordan? That's the thing. I never really know which one to

1:40.6

pick. Well, don't worry, because Tilda have got you covered. Aromatic bismarty, fragrant jasmine, even whole grain for when you're after something a bit healthier. Ah, now we're talking. There's sticky rice for homemade pokey bowls, peri, peri, or egg fried for your favourite fakeaways. Whatever you're cooking, whether it's for lunch or dinner, there's a Tilda grain to match. That's more like it, especially if it means they don't have to fuff about for hours. Nobody wants to fuff, do they? Well, enter Tildas ready to heat pouches, over 25 flavours, all gluten-free and ready in just two minutes. Even I can manage that. A miracle indeed. And above all, you can rely on Tilda to deliver consistent quality

2:18.8

every time. So that's it. No more rice dramas. From now on, it's simple. Elevate your plate with

2:24.1

Tilda Rice.

2:30.2

Hello and welcome to help I sexted my boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to those everyday dilemmas.

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