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Help I Sexted My Boss

Help I Gave Myself A Colonic

Help I Sexted My Boss

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Personal Journals, Relationships, Hilarious Dilemmas, British Humour Podcast, British Duo Comedy Podcast, Help I Sexted My Boss Podcast, Best British Comedy Podcast, Etiquette Podcast With Humor, Social Etiquette Advice, William Hanson Etiquette, Top Uk Banter Podcast, Jordan North Podcast, Funny Advice Podcast Uk, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

William and Jordan have lots to debrief on after William’s luxury housewarming soirée with executive munchettes. Plus, we of course need the inside scoop on Jordan meeting Taylor Swift! The boys also tackle your dilemmas involving neighbours with farmyard animals, overly talkative parents, and self-administered colonics.


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0:00.0

This episode is sponsored by TV licensing.

0:02.5

We're now firmly in autumn.

0:04.5

Perfect teleweather, draw the curtains, light a fancy candle.

0:08.0

Bash.

0:08.8

What will you be enjoying on the television?

0:11.0

Strictly, in it?

0:11.9

So good.

0:12.8

A perfect time of the year.

0:16.7

Who are your favourites?

0:18.6

Claude and Tess.

0:38.7

Yes. Okay, well, obviously, Claude and Tess. I'm liking Karen and Carlos. I think they're very good this year. Their first dance a couple of weeks ago was incredible for week one. Vicki Patterson's been smashing it as well. She has indeed. Vicki and Kai are also marvelous. Well, I will be watching the television event of the year, The Celebrity Traitors. Cannot wait. It's just, it's great though, I hear the fingerless

0:43.6

gloves, the backstabbing, the tears, the drama. Yes, that's just preparing for an episode recording

0:48.9

here. I know, it's great, and fingerless gloves? Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. A TV license covers you to watch

0:54.1

all live television channels, plus everything on BBC iPlayer. To find out more, go to tvl.com.ukuk slash pod. This episode is sponsored by Tilda Rice, the UK's number one rice brand. Oh, thank God. I've had more episodes of Rice than we've recorded on this podcast. Well, that's concerning, considering we're well into the hundreds. I know, but it's a woman. It's stuck in pan. It's glute up pan. It's a soggy mess. I don't know how people do it. Well, Jordan, you are not alone. Tilda's research shows that nearly 35% of us struggle to cook rice. The good news is Tilda has over 50 years of expertise. Every single batch is purity tested,

1:30.1

which is why their rice comes out perfectly fluffy and separate, not the cement mix you

1:35.5

usually end up with. Cement mix, charming. I'll remember that one. What's your favourite type of rice,

1:40.2

Jordan? That's the thing. I never really know which one to pick. Well, don't worry, because

1:44.6

Tilda have got you covered. Aromatic bismarty, fragrant jasmine, even whole grain for when

1:49.8

you're after something a bit healthier. Ah, now we're talking. There's sticky rice for homemade

1:54.7

pokey bowls, peri, peri, or egg fried for your favourite fakeaways. Whatever you're cooking,

2:22.3

whether it's for lunch or dinner, there's a Tilda grain to match. That's more like it, especially if it means they don't have to fuff about for hours. Nobody wants to fuff, do they? Well, enter Tildas ready to heat pouches. Over 25 flavours, all gluten-free, and ready in just two minutes. Even I can manage that. A miracle indeed. And above all, you can rely on Tilda to deliver consistent quality every time. So that's it. No more rice dramas. From now on, it's simple.

2:25.3

Elevate your plate with Tilda rice.

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