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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Stories from Nicole's Road Dog (w/ Christi Chiello)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Love, Comedy Interviews, Advice, Interview, Encounters, Dating Apps, Podcast, Dating, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Stories, Relationships, Date, Sex, Comedy, Single, Therapy, Relationship, Nicole Byer, Tinder, Sexuality, Bumble, Hookups, Interviews, Couples, Romance, Raya, Hookup

4.916K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and Nicole's opener Christi Chiello joins the podcast to discuss having 5 of her ex-boyfriends come out as gay, why theatre kids are so horny, and crazy stories from touring together. Nicole reminisces about the time she fell down a man's staircase.

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:09.6

Why won't you date me?

0:11.6

Why won't you date me?

0:13.6

Please tell me why.

0:18.2

Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?

0:27.1

A podcast or a meaner cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single.

0:31.0

Even though you could come in my conditioner and say it's extra nutrients for my hair.

0:37.7

My guest today.

0:42.0

My guest today is a hilarious comedian and co-founder of the laughter collective.

0:48.3

She's my opener when I go on tour.

0:51.0

I call her my road dog.

0:55.4

That little arp you heard is Kristie Chalow.

1:02.4

What is introduction?

1:03.4

I am not used to you introducing me.

1:07.2

That was the first time you've heard because I always bring you up.

1:10.4

That is correct.

1:11.4

That is very funny.

1:12.4

I'm your road dog.

1:14.4

RR?

1:15.4

RR?

1:16.4

RR?

1:17.4

RR?

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