Stories from Nicole's Road Dog (w/ Christi Chiello)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Comedian and Nicole's opener Christi Chiello joins the podcast to discuss having 5 of her ex-boyfriends come out as gay, why theatre kids are so horny, and crazy stories from touring together. Nicole reminisces about the time she fell down a man's staircase.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.6 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:18.2 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:27.1 | A podcast or a meaner cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though you could come in my conditioner and say it's extra nutrients for my hair. |
| 0:37.7 | My guest today. |
| 0:42.0 | My guest today is a hilarious comedian and co-founder of the laughter collective. |
| 0:48.3 | She's my opener when I go on tour. |
| 0:51.0 | I call her my road dog. |
| 0:55.4 | That little arp you heard is Kristie Chalow. |
| 1:02.4 | What is introduction? |
| 1:03.4 | I am not used to you introducing me. |
| 1:07.2 | That was the first time you've heard because I always bring you up. |
| 1:10.4 | That is correct. |
| 1:11.4 | That is very funny. |
| 1:12.4 | I'm your road dog. |
| 1:14.4 | RR? |
| 1:15.4 | RR? |
| 1:16.4 | RR? |
| 1:17.4 | RR? |
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