Living Your Hoe Phase (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka returns! She chats with Nicole about dating her community college teacher for 7 years, exploring the world of swing parties, and discusses whether hoe phases are overrated.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	I'm gonna be a podcaster and me an Nicole buyer to figure out how I'm still single even though you could come on the table,
0:35.0	scrape it off, put it in a salt shaker and tell me it's extra salty salt.
0:43.0	I would still say, I love you.
0:46.0	I guess today is a very funny comedian, actress and writer.
0:51.0	Her debut stand-up special, The Intruder, is now streaming on HBO Max and she's my very first returning guest.
0:59.0	Why won't you date me?
1:01.0	Actually, I think Sashir Zemeda is the first.
1:04.0	Sorry, she's the first returning guest if you don't count the live shows.
1:07.0	If you don't count the live shows, thank you Mars.
1:09.0	Don't cut that part out.
1:10.0	I like hearing your voice.
1:12.0	If you don't count the live shows, this is my very first returning guest.
1:18.0	I'm so excited, it's Asco Acasca!
1:22.0	Wait, I didn't say your last name right.
1:24.0	I didn't do it.
1:25.0	You did?
1:26.0	Asco, did I?
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