Pandemic Divorce (w/ Punkie Johnson)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Punkie Johnson (SNL) joins Nicole to discuss how the pandemic lead to her divorce, learning to love her partner's ugly feet, and tiddy pain. Nicole reports on the unhappy couples she witnessed while in the Bahamas.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.9	Why won't you date me?
0:11.6	Why won't you date me?
0:13.9	Please tell me why.
0:18.4	Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:26.2	A podcast or a mean, a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still singing.
0:29.9	Even though you could come in a shot glass, tell me to drink it and say,
0:36.9	Yum yum yum, it's good for your health.
0:39.4	My guest today is a weird stand of comedian and now is a regular cast member on a little
0:47.9	show you might have heard of called Saturday Night Live.
0:51.8	It's Pumpkin Johnson!
0:54.8	What's up?
0:59.8	Pumpkin, how are you?
1:01.8	I'm good, I'm happy we still on the little VK.
1:04.8	I'm just trying to get my mind right and get ready to go back.
1:08.3	What did you do for new years?
1:10.2	I was in Jamaica.
1:11.8	I've never been to Jamaica.
1:12.9	I was in Bahamas and the men in Bahamas truly were so pretty and beautiful and they kept
1:23.1	breaking their next looking at me.
1:24.6	I never felt prettier than on that fucking island I loved it.
1:30.6	I never felt more almost straight when I was in Jamaica because the men will talk your
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