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You got the smartest man in the world. Proofcast takes to the ether.

The most salubrious cologne finds there. Finally it's going in of Hollywood's most enchanting comedy club.

The back room at Nerd Melt Comics. The Nerd Melt show room where the chairs are like they were when...

Oh, no, they've improved them haven't they?

They used to be like school chairs. Now they're like chairs you go to when you're going to a breakout session for IBM.

It's a lovely room and every comic place here in the world and we're very excited to be back here during our holiday proofcast.

This is the Christmas Chanukah Kwanzaag podcast and if you observe other religions good for you because

Let's you and I make War on Christmas together shall we?

There's really no better holiday to make War on as I said before. Christmas has been making War on us for years.

It forces us to be with people we don't want to be with. It forces us to go to situations that we don't need that only cause massive aggravation like being in a car park in Los Angeles

where someone won't be able to get their ticket paid immediately and the person will jump out and start profanely screaming at the top of their shrieking parent like voice

like an insane jungle bird and then the person behind you will lay on the horn and you're like you know laying on the horn doesn't make the person who can't get their ticket to work go

Oh right! Thank God you lay down the horn. Now the ticket will go through immediately because of your cosmic positivity

that you have sent through the air in giant douche wad vibrations toward me and that awesomeness that is the selfish vortex of swirling self-interest that is Los Angeles

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