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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2015

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco, Greg cracks on candy canes, college parties and Cosmopolitan.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What do you love sports?

0:02.8

Ban purchased milk from Hearthstone

0:29.2

the bustling draw the center of the group and is the financial district here in San Francisco.

0:33.6

We're not a lot of people make their entertainment choices only the hearty and the brave come down

0:38.7

to the financial district to have a good time after hours.

0:42.3

Most people might go to North Beach or I don't know South of the market or maybe up on

0:45.2

Patro Hill somewhere, some little bar that you know that you can stand out to front

0:50.2

out and get your swerve on and shit like that.

0:51.9

But a lot of people think, fuck it, I'm going to come down to Battery Street because I want

0:57.3

to have a party in the shadow of the buildings that were built with the blood of the fucking

1:00.9

worker as the oppressor stood over the maniacally looking their chops and eating off of this

1:05.6

plush silver spoon or the spoon made out of pounded kitten sticker.

1:11.0

Those valuable spoons that rich people eat off of all the time that are spoken of so frequently.

1:16.1

Once again we join hearts and join hands and march boldly into the future.

1:20.1

This one will be the first one of 2015, the last one of 2014.

1:24.4

You're the thank you.

1:26.4

You're the, you're the, a lot of people are glad to see the back of I think.

1:32.0

We all have an anus or obelisk and this one was certainly a mixed bag.

1:35.8

I prefer to dwell on the positive parts.

1:37.5

Well we'll get to that in a minute.

1:38.5

Let's talk about the large essence generosity and my feelings because that's what's most

1:42.8

important really as in every podcast.

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