Orcs
The Smartest Man in the World
Greg Proops
4.6 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2014
⏱️ 112 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | music |
| 0:24.5 | From King Rock, 1 IN THE SMART AT ISMEN URL PROCASTASE TO THE IATER |
| 0:29.1 | Ah, about Wall Street. |
| 0:31.1 | The most magnificent place. |
| 0:32.6 | We're going with the most history of any place in Chicago, |
| 0:35.5 | where comedy was born, where everyone has troved the boards. |
| 0:38.6 | Right above the second city here at Up Comedy on Piper Alley, |
| 0:41.9 | it's a very exciting time to be here again once, |
| 0:44.1 | and again welcome one and all. |
| 0:45.5 | It's Christmas time, it's quons of time, it's Hebrew time, |
| 0:47.8 | it's everybody's time. |
| 0:49.2 | It's the time for the solstice, and if you're a witch, |
| 0:51.2 | right on. |
| 0:52.5 | Pull up a mat and let's beat up a bat, |
| 0:55.6 | and let's get this shit going. |
| 0:58.1 | Once again, we're going to join arms and join hearts |
| 1:00.3 | and march into that cold-ass Chicago night. |
| 1:02.4 | Cold-ass by my pussy, California standards by your standards, |
| 1:06.9 | just a ball-me evening, where you should wear a wife, |
| 1:09.5 | beater, and flip-flops out on the street. |
| 1:11.1 | But for me, cold, bitter cold, Russian cold, Russian Dutcievsky |
| 1:15.7 | fucking traveling across Napoleon retreat from Moscow cold, |
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