STONE COLD | 3.16.26 | Aliens and Pardon Extortionists

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Episode 1916 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:05:24 - Harvard Professor Avi Loeb DEMANDS that NASA retrieves the Alien cone that the Mars rover passed 5 miles ago 00:15:41 - Superwood - 50% stronger and 6x lighter than steel, fireproof, and 90% more eco-friendly than steel production, is finally in manufacturing production 00:20:11 - Lawyer secures Presidential Pardon for client then gets caught attempting to extort Pardon client... Now seeking own Presidential Pardon 00:30:16 - ODDBALLS: Feet Licking Indian Demon all over Mark's algorithm, Smuggled Ants, and the Oscars Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Oh yeah
0:21.2	Oh Good morning.
0:45.3	And welcome to episode 1916 of Hard Factor.
0:48.8	It is Monday, Stone Cold 316, 2026.
0:53.4	Give me a hell yeah for cheating on the news.
0:55.5	It's on 80% accuracy.
0:57.7	Guaranteed.
0:58.3	I'll give me some fucking gorse lights.
1:00.1	Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor, which you might.
1:03.7	Texas mud hole with the size of Texas in his asshole.
1:09.1	Hell yeah.
1:10.0	That's what Stone Cold love to do.
1:12.4	Stopping Texas mud holes into assholes.
1:16.4	The only three-time Royal Rubble winner.
1:18.5	Stone Cold James Austin.
1:21.1	That's right.
1:21.4	You remember Stone Cold dudes in the peak in 98?
1:25.0	316 guys.
1:26.4	Oh, you know that glass breaking?
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