Are You Sucking On A Dead Person’s Breasts, You MIGHT BE?! | 3.17.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Episode 1917 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at ⁠https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR⁠ #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks 00:07:00 - What happened in 1917 00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay! 00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat 00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course 00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The weight is over. Last One Laughing is back and it's even more brutal than last time. Share your biggest regrets. I don't regret this haircut. What did you ask for? The Shaggy Slim Shady? Joining us this series we have... Romish Wengrenner Nathan, Diane Morgan, David Mitchell, Mel Gedroich, Amy Gledhill, Alan Carr, Bemi Sola, Ike Mello, Sam Campbell, Maisie Adam, and Bob Mortimer.
0:21.5	Anyone want a song?
0:23.3	No.
0:24.3	Last One Laughing, new series, watch now. Only on Prime Video.
0:30.1	What it is! This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.5	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah.
0:39.7	Nobody does it better.
0:41.2	I ain't repeating myself.
0:42.7	Go ahead.
0:43.2	Tell me something right now.
0:44.7	Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare.
0:47.2	And I'm not a racist.
0:48.6	And I'm always cheering.
0:50.2	Oh, yeah.
0:51.2	Yeah. Oh yeah Good
1:08.0	Good Good morning and welcome to episode 1917 of Hard Factor.
1:19.0	It is Tuesday, March 17th, 2026.
1:22.2	Some people call that St. Patrick's Day.
1:24.0	Happy St. Patrick's Day to everybody.
1:26.0	Thank you for cheating on the news with us 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor. If you need more hard factor, most people probably celebrated St. Patrick's Day over the weekend, though. Right. Yeah. I guess.
1:43.6	You would think so. I mean, people will go guess. You would think so.
1:44.6	I mean, people will go out for St. Patrick's Day, but going out on a Tuesday is a young man's game.
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