STL 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper

Stellar Firma

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Sci Fi Comedy, Performing Arts, Fiction, Improv, Space, Comedy, Funny, Arts, Science Fiction, Sci Fi

5.0 • 878 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Episode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper

*Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large.

Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board!

Content Warning for:

Emotional abuse
Existential crisis
Bullying/taunting
Comedic violence
Jump-scare
Fire (inc SFX)
Mentions of: death, injury, alcohol/smoking, guns.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

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0:00.0	Special thanks to Florana, never give up, or any other directions. They're yours, you're not a charity. Rusty Quillill presents Stella Ferma. Oh, All right. Bye. Bye.
0:55.0	Another day. Another day.
1:00.0	Another lots and lots of bored cred.
1:04.0	Oh, oh, the vent, right, I'm just going to go stand by these cupboards and wait for tracks.
1:11.0	Nothing.
1:12.0	Oh, what? Nothing. Oh, your hard body has dented me.
1:23.0	Wait, how did you come out of the cup?
1:25.0	Is there a vent back there?
1:27.0	There's a second vent behind the cupboards, David.
1:29.0	I didn't want to land on you again, but you moved, you competent fool.
1:32.0	I didn't want you to land on me again so I moved!
1:35.4	Ah, remember David, never do anything of your own volition.
1:39.1	Your volition is stupid.
1:40.5	Oh my ass!
1:41.5	The only real volition is Imogen. Hooray for Imogen.
1:45.6	Rude, and come up and's had, bendy body.
1:49.2	Ah, and you've destroyed all of my plates!
1:52.4	Oh no! Look what's happened to the plates.
1:55.6	Who will wash them now? Oh they can't because you can't wash a smashed plate.
2:00.4	What a shame David, what a shame! No plun no plunger here, no sink chancellor needed, position closed.
2:07.0	What are people going to do? Just eat out of cupped hands?
2:10.0	I always eat out of cupped hands, or maybe a cupped foot if I'm feeling particularly bendy
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