Steward Little

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

There is a corgi out there predicting that the Warriors will come back from a 3-1 deficit against the Lakers, and the Illuminati are worried about containing it's burgeoning third eye abilities. Mat Ishbia, the steward of the community asset that is the Phoenix Suns, found himself in a controversial spotlight after an encounter with Nikola Jokic on Sunday. After some peculiar comments by Jalen Rose and Mike Greenberg regarding Miami's climate, Tom does his own research into the teams with the best and worst playoff home court advantage. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:13.5	Sometimes in life, you gotta go big
0:17.1	and nowhere goes bigger than Dubai.
0:20.6	A city-sized playground in a vast desert
0:23.5	where the tallest building in the world
0:25.4	dwarfs super-sized super-yats.
0:28.4	And there's no end to high-end shops.
0:32.4	So go big, go bold, go beautiful,
0:35.7	and fly to Dubai with Virgin Atlantic, book now.
0:42.3	I never knew that this podcast would be in jeopardy
0:46.7	because of a canine, but here we are.
0:50.2	I didn't know that the script was written by a corgi.
0:54.4	What? What's a corgi?
0:55.6	It's a dog.
0:57.3	It's a short, kind of furry, big ears dog
1:02.3	that apparently can see the future.
1:05.4	How does it see the future, Tom?
1:07.3	Is it like Game of Thrones or is the eyes roll back
1:10.3	and turn all white and shit gets visions?
1:13.5	A three-eyed corgi?
1:15.1	Yeah. Is that what we're dealing with here?
1:17.0	I can't really tell, but what I'm looking at right now
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