Kitchen Sink Trades

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It's time to pat ourselves on the back for predicting that Knicks-Heat VI would take center stage on ABC during the second round. The Illuminati explore the history of trading everything but the kitchen sink for a star player and determine who is responsible for this trendy trade technique. Tom did his own research on one of every seed, 1 through 8, advancing in the playoffs, something that has never happened before. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.7	Well, boys, another victory lap.
0:13.9	Go ahead, everyone patch yourself on the back.
0:16.9	We did it again.
0:17.9	You did it.
0:18.9	You did it.
0:19.9	Hey, look, man.
0:20.9	It's a team effort.
0:22.4	I couldn't do it without those little pixels on my screen, one in San Francisco and the
0:27.7	other one in North Carolina.
0:30.0	We all did it, man.
0:31.1	We all share the spoils of war, but I told you all, man, I told you all there is no bigger
0:37.8	money maker, not LeBron versus Steph, not KD versus the reigning MVP, not Philly versus
0:45.2	Boston part.
0:46.2	Who knows what?
0:47.2	It's Nick's heat, man.
0:49.0	There's nothing like it right now.
0:51.2	As we speak, probably throw a rocket hit Madison Square Garden from where I'm sitting
0:54.8	right now.
0:55.8	If I could open the window, which I can't.
0:57.1	I mean, when did you buy these tickets?
0:59.7	When did you plan this trip because you already knew this that it was going to be next
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