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🗓️ 25 September 2025
⏱️ 101 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:08.2 | Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest. |
| 0:10.4 | He's a comedian, writer, and author of comics, and the graphic novels Bubble End Youth Group. |
| 0:15.0 | It's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:17.3 | Tone Zone is back with advice for all Americans who are afraid of creeping fascism. |
| 0:22.0 | Don't despair. |
| 0:23.1 | What he's learned is that you must go to the swamp and find a wise old frog who can lift things with his mind and then let him train you. |
| 0:29.7 | I'm her husband Daniel saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your best friend. |
| 0:34.9 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:37.6 | Allison Rosen. Allison, Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:43.2 | Allison, Allison, with perfect good time, never end. |
| 0:48.8 | Allison, Rosen, too, in the way to dance and dance again. |
| 0:55.0 | Allison, Rosen, Rosen, Allison, you knew that. Rosen Dude And a Wait you Get your Pants your new best friend Patreon by |
| 0:56.0 | Allison's your new best friend |
| 0:58.9 | Hello |
| 1:00.0 | My Little Pumpkin |
| 1:00.8 | Whoopies |
| 1:01.5 | Welcome to another |
| 1:02.5 | exciting episode |
| 1:03.6 | of Allison |
| 1:04.1 | Rosen |
| 1:04.4 | Is your new best friend |
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