Daniel and Alison (Conspiracies and Superstitions)

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Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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We cover A LOT in this one from Stray Cat Strut to mucus, Charlie Kirk's wife, conspiracies, superstitions, Spirit Airlines, The Morning Show and more!

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen,
0:02.8	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.4	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, and a way to get some pants again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.8	Hey, everyone. Hi, hello.
0:24.6	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:28.2	I'm sitting here in the pod cabin with your husband in mind, Daniel Quantz.
0:32.5	It's a little earlier than we normally record.
0:35.6	How are you doing?
0:54.3	Well, it's cold in here. Yeah, the AC is on because it's hot in Burbank. I turn the AC off and I feel like it's still blowing. That's that great show with you turned it. I'm sorry. I was, I interrupted my own joke because I was so alarmed that you turned the AC off. What I was going to say is that's that great show with Betty White,
0:58.3	hot in Burbank. Does it feel like there's a cold draft? Let me see what you did.
1:04.6	I just turned it off. Well, we don't do that, though, because I, okay, let's just let everyone in.
1:15.4	In the cabin, we have what is called a mini split, which is this, it's like, imagine a window unit on steroids.
1:18.7	Imagine a window unit on acid.
1:20.3	Remember what everything used to be on acid? I do.
1:21.0	Back in the day, for us, Gen Xers.
1:25.4	So imagine a window unit in technicolor.
1:29.0	Okay.
1:29.5	I am what Elliot would say is cringe right now.
1:32.5	But anyway, it's like an inexpensive, fancy window unit that goes in the wall.
1:39.0	And for the longest time, because it's hot as fuck here.
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