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🗓️ 22 September 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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I need to talk about the chicken I recently made and my issues with it. Also I'm having a real situation with our duvet cover. Daniel REFUSES to engage. I was a week early to an appointment and we watched My Octopus Teacher five years late and have some thoughts. Daniel encountered a study about popular people and also we need to talk about full leg tan guy. Plus some thoughts on the Jimmy Kimmel situation.
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| 0:00.0 | Allison Rosen |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend |
| 0:06.0 | Allison |
| 0:07.0 | Hey everyone again, Allison Rosen, Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.8 | Hey, everyone. Hi, hello. Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.7 | It's Friday afternoon, and I'm sitting in pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:34.3 | Hello. Hi. I would just like to start out this episode with a couple quick things. |
| 0:40.5 | One, keep those Apple podcast. |
| 0:44.8 | Do you know how hard it was for me to not say iTunes? |
| 0:47.6 | Oh, that's right. |
| 0:48.7 | It's changed. |
| 0:49.3 | It changed a long time ago. |
| 0:51.1 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:51.5 | Does iTunes even exist? |
| 0:52.6 | I don't think so. |
| 0:53.6 | Oh, my God. |
| 1:11.1 | Keep those Apple podcast reviews coming. Is it Apple music? Apple music is music. This is podcast. So that's not iTunes. I know, but like if I were getting a music. You go to music. I don't go to iTunes. Daniel, let it go. iTunes is dead. They don't ask about you anymore. |
| 1:13.7 | So anyway, leave us those reviews. |
| 1:16.3 | You can also leave reviews on Spotify as well and comments. |
| 1:18.9 | And then also, the number to call in and leave us a voicemail, we won't answer. |
| 1:24.3 | That's the ARIY. |
| 1:25.5 | NBF promise is, write this down. I'm going to wait while you get a pen. |
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