Stepping Into Psycho: She’s Faking An Injury To Hook Up With The Hot ER Doctor!
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🗓️ 11 September 2025
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| 0:41.5 | outside their normal MO, but they have a mission, whether it's to catch somebody like they're |
| 0:47.7 | going to go, you know, sit in their car and watch a boyfriend to catch them cheating or in this |
| 0:54.0 | instance, fake an injury to try to hook up |
| 0:56.2 | with a new, your doctor. Understandable. Thanks of those nature. It's morally gray, as we've been |
| 1:00.4 | saying this morning. This is really the theme this morning. I mean, we've heard of people like a woman |
| 1:05.1 | called us a while ago that saw some hot dude driving and she just fender benders them a little bit, just so she |
| 1:12.1 | can meet them and they can exchange phone numbers. That's stepping into cycle right there. |
| 1:15.6 | You're normally a very level-headed person, but in a case like this, you're doing something |
| 1:20.9 | that's a little on the psycho side. Good morning, Chrissy. Good morning. You already know it. You |
| 1:26.6 | already know you're stepping into Psycho. |
| 1:28.0 | What do you got? |
| 1:29.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.1 | So I met this guy last week. |
| 1:33.0 | I went, my friend busted her wrist and I went with her to the ER. |
| 1:38.0 | And the doctor was so cute. |
| 1:40.5 | He was so charming. |
| 1:42.1 | And I haven't stopped thinking about him since. So yeah, I'm going to take a little |
| 1:47.1 | step into psycho territory. Did you say he's an ER doctor? Yes. So what you have to do is something |
| 1:55.3 | drastic enough to get into the ER and know when he's going to be working, right? |
| 2:05.8 | Yeah, so this was last Thursday, so I'm hoping it's Thursday again, |
| 2:07.0 | so he should be there. |
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