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Bert Show Book Of Records: She Got Engaged And Then Married In A WEEK!

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🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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We're opening The Bert Show Book Of Records! Who got engaged and had EVERYTHING for the wedding planned the fastest? Can you beat less than a week?

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0:44.4

planned their wedding the fastest. Yeah, really it's from saying yes, yes, I will marry you to having the whole thing planned out.

0:54.0

Now, not necessarily the wedding

0:55.4

itself, but you had everything done. All the eyes were dotted, teas were crossed, it was all

1:01.3

done. You had everything done in the least amount of time. One 855 birchow. And I'll tell you why

1:08.0

I'm asking that here in just a couple of seconds. Again, one eight855-Birt Show. A reminder, noon tonight is next week, and this is big time help for Bert's Big Adventure. Yeah, we are one week away from the 11th annual noon to night fashion benefit at Avalon. So it's coming back Thursday, September 18th. And this is one of our favorite events of the year with our Burt's Big Adventure kiddos, right?

1:29.2

Burt's Big Adventure is our nonprofit.

1:30.7

We take kids with chronic and terminal illness to Disney World.

1:33.5

And our kids from this past year are going to get to just rock the runway at this fashion show.

1:39.9

They're going to feel like rock stars.

1:41.3

They're going to look like rock stars.

1:43.1

It's all about making them feel

1:45.2

loved and um birth's big adventure is a whole lot about inclusivity and so to make them feel special

1:55.1

and that's why this event is so great and then also to raise money for birds big adventure so we can

1:59.4

take future kids yeah it's such a cool event and it's probably one of my favorite things we do with Bird's big adventure outside of the actual trip just because the look on the kids face, like when they're walking down that runway, just the little glimmer they get in their eye where it's like everyone's looking at me. The cameras are pointing at them. Everyone's cheering for them. it is so heartwarming and it's kind of one of the only things that like you got to be there to really feel it. And I think we're just living in a time right now where you have to make sure that you're filling your soul in a night like this kind of does that, right? You're going to laugh, you're going to cry, but seeing they're seeing how special they feel while they're walking down, that runway is really

2:37.1

something special. And we've looked at the extended forecast. It looks great. It does. So Tito's

2:41.7

VIP tickets are sold out. We told you guys that you had to jump on those fast, but there still are

2:47.0

some general admission tickets available. So just go to bert's bigadventure.org to

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snag your tickets today. All right. So here's why I'm asking how quickly, I am really

2:56.5

astonished because the stories that we usually get on the bird show is like, I've spent a year

3:01.9

planning this wedding or a year and a half planning the wedding. And since I got engaged, it feels like we are working at

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lightning speed. And I couldn't be more excited about it. I'm as proactive in the planning as Amanda is.

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