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Titus Podcast

Stay In Your Lane

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Titus and Bombshell Rae, broadcasting from Scotland, discuss comedians getting told to "stay in their lane," US culture, and what the Scots think of Donald Trump.

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

0:12.3

This episode is brought to you by FitBod, UEFIT's headphones, and hellofresh.com.

0:17.3

And now here's Krista Patitis with the Armageddon update.

0:20.3

I'm Krista Patitis Anvis!

0:22.6

This is the Armageddon update, you know?

0:23.8

And I want to apologize to you all for not staying in my lane.

0:28.4

Here at comedian, stay in your lane.

0:30.4

I don't want to hear about no polytics.

0:33.7

Talk about your pain of seeing a song like a real comedian.

0:37.5

Well, since 2015, when a bright orange virus infected our country, and the people who we

0:42.3

once looked to for leadership and direction, took $4 trillion and destroyed farmers, our

0:48.2

immigration system, and divided a great nation more than we have ever been divided.

0:54.2

And then tried to end that nation with an insurrection, which this podcast called over five

1:00.6

years ago.

1:01.6

Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, this Dottie Paul's Scoundrel Ninkampoop Donald J. Trump

1:06.8

will indeed do anything to hold onto power, even in post-Marshallaw.

1:11.8

We must scream sanity.

1:13.0

Kool A, Kool A.

1:16.0

Ensure that the envelope says Kool A.

1:19.0

We said he would impose martial law, we said he would do anything to hold onto power.

1:23.4

And how did we know that?

1:24.4

I'll come on.

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