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Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Titus calls in from the road! Bombshell and The Hylinder are at the studio to discuss the PACT Act, Republicans, and the word pustules... Which is the same thing.

TITUS PODCAST... SCREAM SANITY!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from The Tidest Podcast.

0:10.8

This episode is brought to you by Fields.com and Butcherbox and now, with our Rovig reporter

0:16.0

on location, Christopher Chinas with the Armageddon update.

0:19.4

I'm Christopher Tidest and this is the Armageddon update today.

0:23.8

I want to thank the Republicans in Congress for continuing to show themselves to be who

0:28.2

we know them to be.

0:29.2

You know, I always think they can't do any worse, right?

0:31.9

They voted against voting rights, women's rights, the minimum wage, and they voted against

0:36.1

immigrants in a country built by immigrants.

0:39.0

These guys would vote for puppy drowning if it came to the floor and understand, are you

0:43.0

Karen's and Maga Carls?

0:45.5

When they take rights from any of us, they take rights from all of us.

0:48.5

I mean, do you think you're special white, man?

0:50.2

Do you?

0:51.2

Because they're eventually going to get around to you.

0:52.8

And because you did nothing, nothing.

0:54.8

While they took black and Hispanic voting rights when they passed laws against gay and trans,

0:59.5

oh, and every woman in America's rights have been taken, that's right.

1:03.0

Your wives and your daughters' rights too, bro.

1:05.5

So when they come for your right to eat thrice, daily cheeseburgers to maintain your type

1:09.5

dude diabetes or your precious right to a viagra, fecal porn, and your bang, bang stick,

1:15.0

when they come take those rights, you're going to deserve it.

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