Hey guys, this is the Highlander from The Titus Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Harry's Razors and Liquid IV.

And now here's Christopher Titus with The Armageddon Update.

I'm Christopher Titus and this is The Armageddon Update, plane travel, airlines, it's all

gone to hell.

We've had the biggest increase of men filled with cheese yelling at flight attendants

since flying was invented and I get it's tough to work out the bugs and air travel.

It's only been 120 years.

The last weekend I had to fly to a gig.

Two flight days turned into a five flight day.

Of the five flights I had to take, two were canceled, three were late and then they finally

sent me to a city I wasn't doing a show in.

And then they sent my luggage to an entirely other city.

I made the show an hour late after driving at 105 miles per hour through a speed trap.

And I did that show in sweatpants and a comedy club t-shirt.

Now like the real America, American Airlines believes they can shred your life, charge too

much and do nothing for the money you pay them.

And then they expect you to just take it.

So American Airlines is exactly like America.

When did we become a country that just accepted the worst service?

Whether it's automotive companies, I mean, Hell Tesla, it's a living cars with defects

and they're expecting you, and you just suck it up.

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