Stay In Your Lane

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Titus and Bombshell Rae, broadcasting from Scotland, discuss comedians getting told to "stay in their lane," US culture, and what the Scots think of Donald Trump.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.
0:12.1	This episode is brought to you by FitBod, UEFits headphones, and hellofresh.com.
0:17.1	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:20.1	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:23.4	You know, and I want to apologize to you all for not staying in my lane.
0:28.2	You're a comedian staying in your lane.
0:30.4	I don't want to hear about no politics.
0:33.4	Talk about your penis, sing a song like a real comedian.
0:37.9	Well, since 2015, when a bright orange virus infected our country,
0:41.2	when the people who we once looked to for leadership and direction
0:44.3	took $4 trillion and destroyed farmers, our immigration system,
0:49.6	and divided a great nation more than we have ever been divided,
0:53.9	and then tried to end that nation
0:56.2	with an insurrection, which this podcast called over five years ago.
1:01.2	Mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, this Dirty Paul scoundrel nincompoop Donald J. Trump
1:06.7	will indeed do anything to hold on to power, even impose martial law.
1:11.6	We must scream sanity.
1:13.6	Cool aid, cool aid.
1:15.6	Be sure that the envelope says,
1:17.6	Cool aid.
1:18.6	We said he would impose martial law.
1:20.6	We said he would do anything to hold onto power.
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