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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2011

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Greg talks cab rides, casualties and Kevin Costner on the sixth installment of The Smartest Man in the World.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Vroops.

0:25.0

Cheers, hearts and alarms.

0:31.0

On this unseasonable winter night here in California, IA,

0:35.0

this is the smartest man in the world,

0:37.0

pruped cast throwing down yet again from the friendly confines

0:40.0

of the Bar Lubich nestled at the confluence of,

0:44.0

is it Stanley and Santa Monica Boulevard here in roaring,

0:48.0

we how, CA.

0:54.0

Glug, glug, glug.

0:55.0

The days are in the 70s and the nights are in the 40s

0:59.0

are in California.

1:00.0

I realize if you're living in any other part of the country,

1:02.0

this falls on deaf ears because you've been trying to

1:04.0

chip yourself out of the ice for the last week or two

1:08.0

or bail yourself out of some sort of horrible biblical torrent.

1:13.0

But this is how we play here.

1:14.0

We never stop whining.

1:17.0

And if you were sitting outside tonight and you were in an actress,

1:19.0

you go, could you turn the heater on?

1:25.0

As I was driving over here tonight, and now I've discovered,

1:28.0

of course, I'd said previously that Bar Lubich located so

1:32.0

close to so many studios here in Lower California,

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