Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proofs.

We're listening in their car like, wow, I can really hear the difference.

Greg's gigantic posterior is no longer making that timber strain.

Like Godzilla crossing a covered bridge or something.

Like the squeakyest place I ever was was at the four seasons in Chicago years ago,

we were on tour, I did a tour of Drew Carey of an enormously unpopular improv show called Green Screen.

And the theory was that we do improv and then we have these famous animators animated in all the plays like I'm a pirate

and all of a sudden you've got a cutlass in your hand and whatnot and a bandana on.

And Drew explained the idea to me, I still didn't get it.

And then they did, they got all these fabulous animators, Bill Plumpton and other fabulous animators whose names I don't know.

And it cost a fortune in post-production.

They didn't tell the animators was don't anticipate the improv, so the animators in order to be funny,

before you said I'm a pirate, had a pirate flag waving and then you go I'm a pirate.

And then everyone will go how's that fucking improv when they were watching on TV?

So it kind of was a fantastically self-defeating show that cost a fortune to make.

And it would have been really funny had the idea ever been observed by both sides of the equation.

It was one of those fantastic show business moments.

An honest effort on Drew's part.

And Drew took us on tour after that where we burned an entire nation to the ground by not,

mmm, selling them any tickets.

The point is this, we were staying in a fabulous place in Chicago and we were at the four seasons,

the one down near the Gold Coast.

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