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Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proofs.

Hooray and Hazard, thank you and welcome.

Hipsters, flipsters and finger-popping downings.

Out there driving around, people listening in podcast world, it would be

you to know that we're recording this at a very early hour here in Los Angeles

630, which is hardly the witching hour here in West Hollywood.

People have hours to get their makeup smeared and get their

swerve on with a dazzling variety of inebriates and pills, alcohols,

unglin' saves and lotions and put on all the strap-ons and everything

else that they'll be wearing as the evening progresses.

So it's early days, we parked right in front of the bar here.

This is the smartest man in the world podcast, welcome.

And I'm Greg Proofs, we're broadcasting live on audio tape

from the Comodian since the lubriest surroundings of the bar

Lubits here in the pulsing throbbing epicenter of gay baby killing celebrity

West Hollywood.

So once again, it's a pleasure to have your ears next to mine.

And I've written an intro, which I'm going to read, gosh darn it.

Welcome snowflakes and snowboarders, ice mittens and speed skaters,

bong hitters and resolution quitters.

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