State of Black S**t 2022 | Bob Odenkirk
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2022
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:04.1 | State of the unions are vestige of a time that's long gone. |
| 0:08.8 | Like before technology, you needed the president to come and do that. |
| 0:11.5 | Now we don't need it. |
| 0:12.8 | Like what's the president gonna come and tell you? |
| 0:14.2 | Inflation is high. |
| 0:15.2 | Yeah, we know. |
| 0:16.2 | We know. |
| 0:17.2 | Back in the day that you needed the president to come and be like, guys, so there's a new |
| 0:19.4 | disease called tuberculosis. |
| 0:21.0 | The shit is coming for you guys. |
| 0:22.8 | And then you like, tuber- what's that? |
| 0:24.6 | Ah ha, too late for you, my man. |
| 0:26.2 | All right. |
| 0:27.2 | Next state of the union, you know what I mean? |
| 0:28.6 | Like it was like a thing. |
| 0:29.9 | Now the president just comes to tell you stuff. |
| 0:32.3 | It seems like the president is reading like Twitter, but like a year late. |
| 0:36.3 | And the president's like, ah, you know, we saw people in the streets protesting, ah, my |
| 0:41.8 | man, we already saw that. |
| 0:43.8 | It's like, sorry guys, I print all my tweets and then I read them a year later. |
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