War in Ukraine: Vlad Gone Mad | Samantha Power

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🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Trevor examines the global resistance to Russia's invasion of Ukraine, Michael Kosta reacts to heroism from Ukrainians, and USAID administrator Samantha Power weighs in on the crisis. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:04.9	Would you fight?
0:07.8	Nobody. Nobody here.
0:10.9	I don't know what I would do.
0:12.1	I think everyone thinks they know what they do,
0:13.7	but I don't know what I would do.
0:15.9	If they said the war is coming and then I have to fight,
0:19.2	I think I would be pretty good in war, though.
0:22.0	Not like fighting.
0:22.8	There's other parts of war that you can also participate in.
0:25.8	I would be good at shouting that the people are coming.
0:28.4	I think that would be my job if I was fighting in a war.
0:31.1	I would be the person who rides a horse from one place to the next,
0:33.8	telling people the people are coming.
0:35.4	And then they'd be like, oh, we're going to fight.
0:36.5	I'm like, yeah, you guys should fight.
0:39.0	I'm going to go tell the next town that the war is coming.
0:41.2	And then I just keep riding, telling everyone that I told everyone,
0:44.0	then I'm as far away from the war as possible.
0:46.1	But I'm also like a hero because they go, he rode and he told us.
0:49.5	Very important part of the job.
0:51.3	Everyone takes that for granted.
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