President Biden's State of the Union Address | Stacey Abrams

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Belarus's president appears to reveal Russia's war plans, Trevor recaps President Biden's 2022 State of the Union address, and Stacey Abrams discusses voting rights and her book "Level Up." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	BAM!
0:05.5	When did movies become like a day-long event?
0:09.3	Can anybody tell me this?
0:10.8	Why a movie, like the new Batman is three hours, guys?
0:14.3	Three hours.
0:16.0	Now it's like, I'm in book territory now.
0:18.2	Do you know what I mean?
0:19.1	The whole reason I went into the movies is because I didn't have time for the book.
0:21.7	Now I'm in the movie, now I'm just like, yeah, okay, I guess this is the book.
0:25.2	But now I'm stuck at the pace that the movie goes.
0:27.2	Why are we making movies this long? What is it for?
0:29.7	You know what I mean?
0:30.7	Now it's like a documentary series.
0:32.7	Now I'm just gonna watch the parts of Batman that I don't find interesting.
0:35.6	And this is Batman doing his taxes, Bruce, the company's struggling.
0:39.4	Why is this in the movie?
1:02.4	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
1:04.2	Welcome to the Daily Show.
1:05.2	I'm Trevor Noah, and joining me for today's headlines is our very own Ronnie Cheng.
1:10.2	What's going on, Ronnie Cheng?
1:11.2	I've missed you, man.
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