President Biden's Speech to Congress | Mazie K. Hirono & George Lopez

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🗓️ 30 April 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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President Biden unveils a major agenda during a speech before Congress, Sen. Mazie K. Hirono discusses her book "Heart of Fire," and George Lopez talks about his film "Walking with Herb." To help One Tree Planted cultivate a healthier climate, protect global biodiversity, restore forests, create jobs and build communities, please give what you can at dailyshow.com/OneTreePlanted. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
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0:04.2	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.6	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.0	Today is Thursday, April 29th, which means we are still in the middle of World Immunization Week.
0:16.6	And to celebrate, I've decided to get back scenes that I've never tried before.
0:22.4	Come at me, feline AIDS.
0:24.5	This time, I'm ready.
0:26.2	Well...
0:27.2	Anyway, coming up on tonight's show.
0:29.2	President Biden delivers the most exciting address to Congress.
0:33.0	We go for a meal at Costco, and Roy would Jr. goes mental for menthols.
0:38.2	So let's do this, people.
0:39.5	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:44.2	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:48.7	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
0:52.1	Here's a dish.
0:54.1	Alright, let's kick things off with the coronavirus pandemic.
0:57.9	Because the thing your brain is preparing to store as a repressed memory.
1:02.3	With more and more Americans getting vaccinated, the country is starting to look ahead to a
1:06.8	new normal.
1:07.8	New York City now plans to fully reopen at the beginning of July.
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