Jeremy Kyle, morning radio that can't keep its mouth shut. It certainly can't. Good morning. It's the first of September, a pinch and a punch, do anybody you don't lie for the first of months. J.K. M. for Mike. If you are waking up and thinking, where is he? He's still in New York. He went on Friday. He hasn't had a drink. He has actually. He's still up.

Anyway, we'll be back on Thursday morning.

Three days of me, you unlucky people. Listen, so much going on in the world across the weekend.

When we left breakfast on Friday, it was ahead of that ridiculous judgment by that high court judge

that in fact the people of Epping's concerns about migrants, centered on the fact that women were saying

our daughters might be in a

dangerous position thrown out. Starmer and his government can stand accused, I think it's fair to say,

of favouring migrants over the people of Epping. And then it comes out, this is brilliant over the

weekend, that the judge in that case is being reported judicially, because it turns out he used to work for the

Fabian Society and guess what is mates with all those lefty lawyers like that weirdo hermer who runs

the I think he's the attorney general. Rana she's not an aphiopeia she's in Ove older than where are

oh look this is brilliant the front of the mail labor civil Civil War fueling, Ange Slees, Clay, it came. Over the weekend, three new stories. Where did she get the mortgage? Did the boyfriend get paid some contract? What's his name? Sat the Ginger one. And rumours that she used a wealth fund management consultant. All this from a woman from up north

who's done so well to have three homes.

But they're saying that Keir Starmes

is already becoming increasingly untenable

and Labour grandees are josting for position

and that's what it is.

Meanwhile, front of the mirror,

not that I would ever want to promote that newspaper

on this station, but here we go.

This is Keir. This will make you feel good, okay? I'll defeat Farage's scare tactics. To give you some idea, lose that betterment, to give you some idea that the prime

minister of this country has got his finger on the pulse not. Recently, over the weekend I think,

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