Star Spangled B*tch

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

2 Girls 1 Blunt is presented to you this week by a cross country move with 4 cats, 300 mg of caffeine, and 5 hours sleep. Today's solo episode has us talking about billionaires suing str*ppers, our craziest fan voicemail YET, life updates, and a quick conversation about how to deal with friends who are always late. xoxo 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two unapologetic stoner comedians from Boston, Jaime Lee Simmons and Emily Wade. They deliver raw, relatable humor ...

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0:00.0	All right, I just got a new voicemail today.
0:02.5	Wait.
0:03.5	Yes, last night, I guess.
0:05.5	I was hungry.
0:07.0	And I'm getting something snatch.
0:09.7	Yeah.
0:11.3	I can smell you from here.
0:14.3	She smells like drink.
0:16.8	My favorite.
0:19.4	All right.
0:21.0	What else should I talk about?
0:24.9	I can feel my pork.
0:30.9	Woo!
0:36.5	It's two girls one blind.
0:38.3	And she's up for adoption.
0:39.6	Please take her.
0:40.4	We are moving very soon.
0:42.1	And we do not have anyone who's asking for her, which is quite sad.
0:47.1	Look at that face.
0:48.1	Welcome back to two girls one blunt.
0:50.2	I feel like we've been nonstop recording.
0:52.5	We're getting ready for our move to Austin.
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