The New Olympic Event: S*x with Athletes ft. Dina Cruz

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Welcome back, happy TUESDAY, and thank you for tuning in to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, our special guest is comedian Dina Cruz, she's hilarious, she's wise, and she's on top of her game! Find out why Jaime's flowers died from mystery man, what happened in the Olympics village, listen as we answer a fan's voicemail, and give advice to our younger selves on b-jobs, men, and more this week! Find Dina Cruz here: https://linktr.ee/D.nuhhh 2 Girls 1 Blunt is a comedy podcast hosted by two...

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0:00.0	Did you see the Olympic pole vaulter who got disqualified because his was too big?
0:04.9	Okay.
0:05.1	So I just want to say that I think I may get into pole vaulting now.
0:11.8	So I need his number so that I know how to become an Olympian.
0:17.0	That's literally the only reason why I want it.
0:19.5	He's going to get so much pussy after this.
0:22.3	Bro, ridiculous amount of puss.
0:24.1	We're going to be three of them.
0:30.0	We're back with two girls, one blunt.
0:34.2	I have a hole in my pants.
0:35.8	Oh, let's see it.
0:36.6	In the cross.
0:38.5	Oh, wait. Is your body suit not attached either? No, it is. Are you in full pants? No, no, it's. My body suit's attached. What a shame. I could whip it off, you know. Give you guys a taste of the medicine. A taste of the medicine? A taste of the medicine? What is it? What is it? It's a like the cherry medicine or the gray medicine. All right.
0:55.5	Emily Poppins.
0:56.9	The bubble gum.
0:57.8	It could be. A taste of the medicine? A spoonful of sugar. What is it? Like the cherry medicine or the gray medicine?
0:54.8	All right.
0:55.5	Emily Poppins.
0:56.7	The bubble gum.
0:57.8	It could be whatever you want it to be, baby.
1:00.3	That could be your perfect stripper name.
1:02.3	Emily Puppet.
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