Who's your favorite kid?

Don't ask me.

Stupid questions.

Stupid questions get stupid answers.

You're my favorite kid.

I've been raising you since I fucking came out the womb.

Damn.

And I'm getting goddamn tired.

Why'd you leave me from zero to 22?

I had a rough upbringing, okay?

I did. I regret my choices, but I'm back.

I'm back and I'm better than ever.

I think I've been doing a great job raising you.

All you clothes, I buy you the fanciest jewelry.

You put a roof over my head and teeth in my mouth.

And, and you know, even though I'm not able to show you love, I think that makes up for it.

Oh. you know, even though I'm not able to show you love, I think that makes up for it. The very beautiful, and my dear friend, Miss Emily Way.

Well, if you don't fuck me up a creek.

Girl, I will fuck you up a creek, down a creek, and through the creek.

I haven't been wooed like this since now i'll

you across the creek i had my creeks my cheeks creaked by jemly lee simmons i'll creak your cheeks

any day we just recorded we just recorded the best 15 minutes of our lives only to realize we gave you comedy gold we gave you everything straight from the heart as you know we always do god bless under his eye that was some good but it's gone realized I looked down. I go, wait a second. Emily's talking. Nothing moved. And then I look over and her goddamn mic wasn't even plugged in. I was just going. We were going and we were on a roll. It was good. It was good. It was great. I don't even know what we talked about. Well, we got to start over. We got to start over and bring our A game for the people. Oh, good Lord. Because why else would we do it? Yeah, we can do it. I'm going to take it. It's not for the money. It's not for the status. It's not for the cute man. It's definitely not for the

...