The Bird Show.

They're changing the world one idea at a time.

They helped men with their post bathroom dribble in their pants.

They've helped those of us who hate doing laundry.

And now, producer Jackson and producer Mikey are here to help us deal with traffic.

That is exactly what we're here for.

So the way that this works is everyone knows the show Shark Tank, right?

We have appropriately dubbed this stank tank because Mikey and I sit down and we come up with a problem that needs to be solved in this world.

And we come up with ridiculous ways to solve said problems.

Bird always says that they're not million-dollar ideas.

They're maybe not even $1,000 ideas.

They're like $10 ideas.

That's being generous as well.

Probably.

We can afford it then.

So like Kristen said, we are doing traffic and trying to solve the problems around that.

Kristen, after we did this last week, you appropriately mentioned that you all are not sharks.

We cannot label you sharks.

Yeah, because it's not shark tank.

It's stank tank.

So you guys will henceforth be known as the stanks.

Sweet.

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