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Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Bill is carrying Paul with another 3-1 week. Paul is on life support with another 1-3 week.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show for NFL week.
0:10.7	We're going into week seven, which is unbelievable.
0:16.1	With your host, Paul Bursey over here, Bill Burr over there.
0:19.3	We got Andrew Themless, and of course, we have our injury reporter, Jake the Snake.
0:24.3	Guys, what can I say?
0:26.8	I went one in three, which puts me 11 and a half games back of 500.
0:34.3	I mean, to say I'm reeling is an understatement, but you know what? We got a lot of time left. I'm not, I'm not quitting just yet. Bill, what did you go this week? Three and one. Oh, Bill. All right. Somebody's saving the show. Jesus. I mean. Well, dude, it was a shit show until the past two weeks. Past two weeks I went three and one. And before that, it was like, you know, a lot of one and three.
0:57.3	This just been weird games, dude.
0:59.5	This just been weird.
1:00.4	But that doesn't excuse it because as much as you get fucked,
1:04.9	someone else got, somebody else just won that bet.
1:08.3	Yeah, what it is is what I found this year is nobody's that good and nobody's that bad.
1:14.7	Like everybody is like, except the Jets, all right?
1:18.7	Well, I got a, I got a, yeah.
1:20.9	I got a new name for those footballs that the field goal kickers are kick.
1:24.5	And I'm calling them the floaties.
1:26.6	Floaties.
1:27.3	I like that.
1:27.7	Give me a break.
1:28.4	That's just like the whole game right now is just fucking rigged for offense, offense,
1:35.0	offense, offense, more scoring, more scoring, more scoring.
1:38.6	It's insane.
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