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Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Bill rescues his record a bit by going 3-1 and Paul does the unthinkable and goes 0-4. Both their records sit at 5-14-1 through the first 5 weeks.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast, NFL edition,
0:10.9	going into week number six with your host, me, Paul Verze, Bill Burr, we got themless,
0:18.1	we have Jake the Snake on injury reports.
0:20.1	Guys, I'm going to get right into it, dude.
0:22.0	Okay. At a five weeks of football, I've gone three of the five weeks, I've gone 0 and 4, 03 and 1. And guess what? O and 4 again.
0:33.0	I am to say I'm really.
0:36.9	Stop the fight.'m, to say, to say I'm reeling.
0:46.3	Dude, to say I'm reeling is an understatement. I cannot pick a winner to save my life.
0:52.1	Dude, these games, I feel like I have them in the bag. And then two minutes left, you go look at the score. And it's a fucking game again. There has to be a lot of people. This is a, I mean, I bet you could always have the other team. Like, you know, a couple weeks ago having the Colts versus the Rams figure that game out. And then last week, I had the Eagles, Broncos. I'm watching it through three quarters. I'm watching the ticker. And I'm like, all right. Dude, yeah, Eagles came to play. It's just like I said, the Broncos aren't as real as everybody's saying. And then it's like, wait a minute. It has been an exciting year, Paul. Oh, it's been exciting. Well, I got to tell you what. You're exciting for one reason here. Oh, the Patriots had it going last week. I was going to say your
1:28.7	Patriots looked good. They didn't look like they looked contending good. I got to be honest with
1:33.5	you, dude. I think I said on this podcast, I said I got a good feeling that Mike Braveld was going
1:38.3	to have this team by the end of October, be the 500 team that nobody wants to play. But I mean, like how they look. Look, it was one week. That's the best that they've looked. If we can just take care of the – Paul, he could just take care of the football. We fumble a lot. Paul, I'm not going to lie to you. We put it on the turf. Dude, you're running back. Catches, passes out of the backfield. runs good uh dude drake may how about that kid
2:02.8	having poise confidence well and also what i love is him uh extending the play coming out of the
2:09.3	pocket or whatever and and uh what's his face needs to if he could just act like he's playing
2:14.8	buffalo every goddamn week the how amped up he was.
2:19.2	Why am I thinking Shannon Briggs?
2:21.4	I'm in boxing right now.
2:22.9	Who are you talking about?
2:24.1	The fucking guy who played for the sign with Minnesota, then he played with the Bills,
2:28.6	then he played with the Texans.
2:29.5	Now he's with us.
2:30.7	Oh, Stefan Diggs.
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