What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Anything Better podcast.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but we are going into week number eight.

It feels like yesterday.

With your host, me, Paul Verzi over here, Bill Burr over there.

We have Jake the Snake with our injury report as always.

And of course, you know Jake the Snake is on top of things. And Andrew Themless, our great producer,

somewhere in Beverly Hills. Bill Burr, congratulations, three weeks in a row for three and one.

I thought I was going to be there with you, but I ended up going two and two. And yeah,

you're on a hot run there, bud. Well, I'm either losing every game or going three and one. I'm very streaky. Three and one, three weeks in a row, and I still don't even think I'm 500. There's no in between with you. You either get all the baseball or you strike out looking. No, Paul, I run hot and cold. You either strike out looking and the fans go, what the fuck?

Or he's just upper decker.

Well, Paul, I am so like fucking, at least I got baseball, dude.

That's all I can say.

I'm watching football and hockey.

And it's just not, it's just, hockey.

There's no hitting, there's no fighting, there's no fucking red line, the stupid ass.

The stretch paths is the Euro step of fucking hockey.

You sit there on the side, you're going like this, dude, like you're watching tennis.

All the beauty of the game, all the physical, it's fucking gone, dude.

It's all finesse. There's all these non-hockey watching motherfuckers, every four fucking years during the Olympics, they're like, this is how they played hockey. Oh, I would watch every game. What if there was a Hall of Famer at every fucking position? And it wasn't too violent for you? So what do they do? Paul, I'm on one.

They just,

they totally capitulate to these fucking people.

And dude,

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