Stan Spittin

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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After months of rumblings and speculation, the Lakers have finally pulled the trigger on a deal... For Rui Hachimura. Shannon Sharpe's court-side antics attracted a lot of attention, inspiring the Illuminati to reflect on the greatest heckler in NBA history. Finally we are joined by Dr. Marcus Elliot, founder and director of the Peak Performance Project, to audit Stan Van Gundy's thoughts on "performance"and learn what makes an NBA player a kinematic mover. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
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0:13.9	Breaking news. We have a trade.
0:16.6	Oh, wow.
0:18.5	The mean.
0:20.4	Maze.
0:21.4	It's a blockbuster!
0:24.8	Finally, man.
0:26.1	Ruiachimura.
0:27.4	Going to the Lakers.
0:29.0	That's right for K non K non and three second round picks what I like about this trade
0:38.9	I mean mazes that what is the Lakers fascination about the 21 Washington Wizards the 2021
0:46.4	Washington Wizards there are the eight seed that year they now have Russell Westbrook
0:51.3	Troy Brown Jr. Thomas Bryant and come on down Ruiachimura I just love that the LeBron is
0:58.8	looking at the roster a couple years ago. He sees Russell Westbrook and says I want that 34
1:05.9	and 38 Washington Wizards team to be my next championship core. Yes. Was how netto there?
1:12.7	Yeah, who else is coming down? Let's try to figure this out. Let's try to predict who LeBron James
1:17.5	and Rob Plegger are going to trade for here. Saturansky. Oh, Shatteransky, who once was called
1:23.3	the biggest pick-up of the all season in the NBA GM survey. Yeah, how netto is there?
1:28.7	Oh, he'd be great, wouldn't he? Little boy handling. Netto positive. Hey, you say you need some
1:33.8	shooting? Can I interest you in some garrison Matthews perhaps, only one team that Matthews.
1:39.1	It's for garrison. Oh, they need size Alex Len at your service perhaps. Wait a minute,
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