Shadow Puppet Regime

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

As LeBron James closes in on Kareem Abdul Jabbar's scoring record, the Illuminati assess the validity of his latest insinuations of collusion by officials against the Lakers. News reports emerging from the Atlanta Hawks organization indicate a growing state of unrest due to the nepotistic shadow puppet regime pulling the strings. CJ McCollum offers up a cryptic comment about the Toronto Raptors on his podcast, euro-stepping around potential tampering, so we break his code. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.7	So you know that Jibari Smith was just so excited to get on the floor just so that he
0:15.0	could call LeBron old.
0:16.0	You play against my dad first, your first NBA game ever, really Sacramento.
0:22.5	You feel old, don't you?
0:25.2	You know my favorite part of that is the bar probably had this thing circled on his
0:29.6	calendar when we play the Lakers in LeBron, I'm going to tell him and all that.
0:33.2	Yeah.
0:34.2	But of course the internet will not allow anyone to have long lasting joy because I don't
0:38.7	know if you guys saw this, but Twitter did its own research and they pulled up the box
0:42.2	score from LeBron's first career game against Sacramento.
0:45.2	Tell me he didn't play.
0:46.2	Jibari Smith was a Sacramento King, but he registered a DNP CD.
0:51.4	Wow.
0:52.4	The caption from the tweet was, and I quote, pops ain't tell him the full story though.
0:59.2	So cold blooded man.
1:01.0	It was a nice moment for the kids and whatever.
1:04.0	I also did think of surprising when you watch the video LeBron is clearly perplexed.
1:09.6	And LeBron has, as we all know, this is amazing memory.
1:13.1	So how could LeBron have forgotten who was on the floor?
1:15.6	Maybe he's getting old and he's forgetting?
1:18.3	Nope.
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