Stained Rug

May I Elaborate? Sound Wisdom from JB Smoove

Jerry Brooks

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Today JB Smoove and Miles explain that comfort is not found in a store, it is found in the present moment. Today’s Quote: “One of my favorite ways to nurture myself is to cozy up my surroundings.” - Tanya Carroll Richardson (A Year of Self Love, Workman Publishing). Follow JB on Twitter. Follow Miles on Twitter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, straws, it's the Monday, the fucking gratitude.
0:06.9	Be mine.
0:08.9	Listen to May I elaborate, daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.
0:18.4	How many times has this happened to you?
0:21.3	You're on YouTube looking at some dumbass prank videos or some ring doorbell security
0:27.2	videos with those dumbass porch pirates.
0:30.1	But it's not a thing about it, it's way too cool of a name for motherfuckers who steal your
0:36.5	ladies' TikTok leggings.
0:38.5	You ever said those leggings, Miles?
0:40.0	Yeah.
0:41.0	I mean, it's almost like it's a Brazil for your ladies' ass.
0:46.8	It creates a ass cleavage, if I may say that, you may say that.
0:52.6	You know what did you sell, Miles?
0:54.6	What's that?
0:55.6	It's not just strapped for men.
0:58.0	Something that lifts men's balls up.
1:00.3	Something that got Dupy at the balls, man.
1:02.9	It's Miles.
1:03.9	What's that story about the guy who slayed the giant?
1:06.7	Did my David and Goliath?
1:08.4	Yeah.
1:09.4	He had that long ass thing with a weight at the end of it, and he swung it to knock that
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