New day, new, you wake your ass, only straws, straws, it's the Monday to fucking gratitude, be mine.

Listen to May I elaborate, daily wisdom from me, J.B. Smooth.

Oh, hello. Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. Good day.

Now, that's crazy ass world, one thing is for damn sure.

From time to time, you're gonna find yourself angry as fuck.

I'm gonna fuck a cuss you off on the highway, or busting to you, to you in a bar, makes you spill your damn drink.

Now, shit like that happens all the damn time.

And all of a sudden, your ass is red.

Now, if you're a cartoon character, you would have have steam coming out your fucking ears.

A man loved when cartoon characters do that when it's like a damn steam engine on a fucking train.

And that shit shoots out they got damn ears miles.

Or like when they turn into a rocket, a fucking rocket, it's a fucking mad.

And they light themselves and shoot into the damn ear.

You'll have a hot foot miles.

So one of them will give you a fucking hot foot while you're sleeping or taking a nap on a goddamn couch.

They put a book of matches between your fucking big toe and that second toe.

There's no name for that motherfucker.

And we talked about that before. There's no name for that second toe.

Anyway, they squeeze a whole book of matches between there and light that shit.

Funny as hell. If people don't do that no more.

Now, that's made TikTok videos about that shit miles.

No, it sounds horrible. People are sleeping in between your feet.

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