Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
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🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 15 minutes
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A bit of a different ‘What Will William Tell?’ this week as Will delves into the hilarious world of sporting double entendres.
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| 0:00.0 | Andrew Merton's loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him. |
| 0:05.0 | B. |
| 0:05.0 | Bhmuhran! |
| 0:06.0 | Ah! |
| 0:07.0 | Oh, |
| 0:08.0 | Ha! |
| 0:09.0 | Hello, everybody! |
| 0:15.0 | And welcome to your this week's What Will William Tell? |
| 0:20.0 | Cueue music. |
| 0:22.2 | Don't say it, I see it. |
| 0:23.5 | I've done it. |
| 0:27.9 | Okay, for what will William tell this week, |
| 0:31.1 | I found these, well, our producer Sharky sent to me, |
| 0:34.4 | and I thought they were quite interested and funny. |
| 0:36.7 | So I'm going to read them out. |
| 0:37.9 | Good. So you have to, these are a bit like double entendres. So I'm going to read them out and you've got |
| 0:43.5 | sort of have a guess where you think they're from. Okay. You ready? First one. Do you ever hear that joke? |
| 0:49.8 | It's a really old joke. I think it's a famous old, old time and comedian comedian joke. It's like, I met a woman in a bar and she asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one. Right. Come on. It's a good, it's not my joke. When did you start stand up, Ralph? Here we go. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing. |
| 1:13.1 | Where's that from? |
| 1:14.8 | That's not even a double entendre. |
| 1:16.5 | I saw a snatch this morning and it was amazing. |
| 1:19.5 | What do you? |
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