Sex Songs - A Swift Half
The Two Pints Podcast!
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4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
A little 'Swift Half’ on a Friday for you and time for more of your questions. This week we cover Fat Gaz, Welsh Pronunciations, Strange Deliveries, Our Younger Lives and…..what’s the best song to have sex to?
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| 0:00.0 | Diamonds and dildos. What more do you need? |
| 0:04.2 | That was going to be my strip club that was going to open one day. |
| 0:06.9 | Diamonds and dildos. Sometimes one made out of the other. |
| 0:16.4 | Hello and welcome to Two Pints with Will and Ralph, season seven, series seven, episode nine. |
| 0:21.6 | As we now do, as is in our new tradition. That's a little swift half, right? Listener questions for our little swift half. Yeah, go on then. Yeah, let's have it. What have you got? Yeah, sorry, I should have said, uh, season seven, episode nine, a swift half. You should have been more sense, yeah. Thanks for helping me out. Sorry. |
| 0:36.7 | Sorry. |
| 0:36.9 | It's only season seven. |
| 0:37.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:38.2 | Episode nine. |
| 0:38.9 | Episode nine. |
| 0:39.7 | A Swift hour. |
| 0:40.1 | Swift. |
| 0:40.4 | I just did it. |
| 0:41.0 | There you go. Some listener questions. Gary has written in to say, Yes. Is the fat gas suit, you know, from two points, is the fat gas suit still in the BBC costume department? And why do you wear it for podcast recordings? You added that bit at the end. Oh wait, no, I think I misread that. Sorry, let me read it probably. And also TV does put weight on you. Is the fact guys, no, Gary really said, is the fact guys suit still in the BBC question mark department? And can you borrow it for part? I honestly don't know, to be honest. Probably not. |
| 1:11.1 | They kind of get destroyed at prosthetics and stuff like that after. |
| 1:13.8 | There's a big suit. |
| 1:14.7 | I know it was, |
| 1:15.6 | obviously the face was all prosthetics, |
| 1:18.2 | but the suit I had to be put on. |
| 1:20.7 | Yeah, so explain to people how it works. |
| 1:22.1 | So to make your jowls and your chin bigger and all that. |
| 1:26.1 | That was a couple of hours. |
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