Does Size Matter?
The Two Pints Podcast!
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4.9 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
For the first time in 7 Series Ralf has actually done some Podcast Prep, so strap yourself in as he takes us on a whirlwind tour of subjects including who is the most vain, what do women really think, what keeps you awake at night and how much are we allegedly worth?
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| 0:00.0 | I got on the tube and I had my headphones on, I was listening to a bit of music. |
| 0:02.8 | And obviously, I said something, but I said it out loud. |
| 0:05.5 | And I went, the fuck is that smell? |
| 0:08.1 | As a walk-time. |
| 0:09.2 | Oh, no. |
| 0:15.6 | Hello, and welcome to Two Bikes with Willett and Ralph, series seven, episode nine. |
| 0:20.6 | I've actually, uh, uh, I've prepared some stuff. Hang on a minute. I've actually got some notes. You've waited. How many, is we on season? Series seven. Season seven. I'm also, as I'm told here, I'm supposed to say, a reminder, you can also watch this on our YouTube channel, where you also find all our old |
| 0:38.2 | episodes and some specials, none of which I've prepared for. |
| 0:40.9 | Oh, right. |
| 0:41.3 | But today is at first. |
| 0:43.2 | Good. |
| 0:43.8 | So, are you ready? |
| 0:45.3 | I have loads of stuff. |
| 0:46.1 | You don't need to bring anything. |
| 0:47.3 | Well, no. |
| 0:47.6 | Well, I've got stuff to tell you, obviously. |
| 0:48.9 | I've been doing things. |
| 0:49.9 | I'm just in your shit. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, come on, then. I've prepared everything. All right. I'll put my shit back in my pocket. Get your shit out. Why'd your neck you? Okay. First of all, I got loads. First of all, remember a couple of episodes back? We were talking about you, I think it was William Tellin. You talked about the guy who went on TV talking about the micro penis. We were talking about penis. Yeah. First of all, before we go any further, I do feel a bit bad because we got the giggles really badly. |
| 1:14.5 | Yeah. guy who went on TV talking about the micro penis. We were talking about penis sizes. First of all, before we go any further, I do feel a bit bad because we got the giggles really badly. But I just want to just reiterate to anyone that watched that, though it was a bit of cool. I'm pretty sure you, but I certainly, I got the giggles, not because I was laughing at the guy, but because I knew I wasn't supposed to laugh. It was like laughing in detention. When you're in detention. When we're filming together, where you're not supposed to laugh, you're laugh. The more you're not supposed to, |
| 1:30.2 | I was like, |
| 1:30.4 | I'm really not finding this guy's plate I said it must be a horrendous for him and listen it's just it's an uncomfortable conversation anyway I found this article and I remember you saying to me oh the sort of average size was, I've got to admit, I did, I did, look |
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