Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you

that our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve

my problems via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via

a medium, I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who

I genuinely consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures.

Will Hypnosis cure my Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor?

Was there a blowout fight with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going

to have to listen to find out. So, spirit girlies, unite and go subscribe to Beyond With

Mike Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen.

And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana while listening on your morning commute.

Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Let's go to the beach. Let's go catch a vampire. Okay, today all you spooks. We are reviewing

episode two of season four of Dracula. And this is Nosferatu's beach party. It's a really

fun episode. It's just the two of us. Also, we got news about Kyle from our live show.

He wants to fuck big dip or not. So, it's over. I'm sorry. Anyway, enjoy this episode.

We recap Dracula's season four episode two. Goodbye. Kyle, I miss you.

Go!

When first choice is a big ol' boss, you turn around and boom. You end up with us like this again.

Oh, Tila. Hello, fucklies. Hello, fucklies. We are your cool-ass ghouls. The ghoul-ass ghouls.

We are your cool-ass ghouls. I just can't come to spook in just seconds.

When we recap every episode of Dracula season four, this week it's episode two.

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