Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that

our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems

via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium,

I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely

consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis

cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight

with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out.

So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast

platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach

nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Friend Blink. Our Halloween offering is back with a shocking conclusion.

Yes, from the twisted minds of your moms, we give you drag smash murder. We hope all of you

are amazing listeners are enjoying this horrifying audio experience featuring the talents of many

of our mom family and some amazing special guests. Now here's your warning. You can turn back now

if you can't handle the spooky cookie horror because you are about to be thrusted back

into the world of drag slash murder. Will you make it out alive?

Hey, it's me, Karen, the disgruntled customer from the very first scene of the last episode.

You know, the one who took over the waitressing job for free to be me so she could go and follow

her dreams of being on Rupert's drag chase and become the heroine of a murder mystery

where drag queen after drag queen keeps getting brutally murdered on the set of a fictional

television show. Excuse me. Could I get a sign of a only? It's called mayonnaise Kant.

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