Gay Card (w/ Drew Droege)
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 2 November 2021
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Meatball and Big Dipper are joined by queer icon and champion of “couch days” and “cunches,” Drew Droege! They talk about post pandemic gigs, scary movies, and the amazingly awful characters that Drew voices on Bob’s Burgers. Plus some very explicit fuck talk about macaroni noises, cruising etiquette, and the proper way to throw out a poopy mattress.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, mom listeners. My Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
| 0:04.8 | docu pod beyond with Mike Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that |
| 0:10.6 | our latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems |
| 0:17.8 | via supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, |
| 0:23.2 | I found out I was a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely |
| 0:28.3 | consider to be my guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will hypnosis |
| 0:35.3 | cure my diacocodiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight |
| 0:41.8 | with me and my producer over fairies? Well, sweetie, you're going to have to listen to find out. |
| 0:48.5 | So spirit girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast |
| 0:55.1 | platform. I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach |
| 1:00.4 | Nirvana while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
| 1:13.7 | Oh, you came in hot. You came in hotter. Okay. We have an incredible guest. We have the wonderful, |
| 1:21.1 | the amazing, the extremely talented Drew Drogie, someone that I have been watching for years. |
| 1:26.2 | I was so excited to get to talk to them again. And you know, we just did a lot of good chitchats. |
| 1:31.0 | It wasn't chit chatty episode, but it was fun. And we learned a lot about Drew more about |
| 1:35.0 | Halloween. We talked about Halloween. We talked about Hollywood. We talked about acting projects. |
| 1:39.7 | And then we listened to a bunch of fun voice mills and get Drew's perspective on how people |
| 1:44.8 | fuck and why it's bad to throw away your mattress. Or how it's challenging to throw away your mattress. |
| 1:50.0 | How are you getting that mat? Oh, it must have been a twin. |
| 1:53.8 | Anyways, stay tuned to figure out what the hell we're talking about. |
| 1:56.9 | Goodbye. Your little cum dumps. |
| 2:20.8 | Our number is two one three five three six nine one eight zero. |
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