Splits In Suspenders
The Luxury Podcast
Audio Always
4.9 • 866 Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
It’s a particularly silly bonus episode of the podcast this week, featuring a showcase of William doing the splits. Plus, discussion of braces and suspenders, how to convince your partner to embrace an executive lifestyle, and how to correct a fellow train passenger’s poor behaviour.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast. My name is Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hanson. This is the podcast that helps you. This is a podcast that helps you live a more luxury life. |
| 0:29.1 | Yes. |
| 0:34.9 | It was a long pre-production meeting. |
| 0:37.7 | We've been to the pub, bucketheads. |
| 0:39.9 | Yes, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living whatever your budget. |
| 0:45.2 | So welcome to another bonus episode of the luxury podcast where William and I will trade tips and stories for our own luxury lifestyles, as well as delving into our lovely, great, |
| 0:56.2 | big mail sacks. So William, you had a marvellous week. I've had a marvellous week, thank you |
| 1:02.4 | very much. You're looking devilishly smart today. Well, I was going to say, it's a shame you haven't |
| 1:07.1 | made more of an effort. Well, I didn't know it was dress-up day. |
| 1:10.9 | So I'm sitting here in my standard everyday Navy single-breasted, two-button suit. |
| 1:16.6 | Lovely. |
| 1:17.2 | With turn-ups. |
| 1:18.0 | You are in, you've got one of your favourite Czech shirts, haven't you? |
| 1:26.9 | And a sort of a battleship grey jersey. |
| 1:32.1 | And what's on the bottom half, I can't see. |
| 1:34.5 | I've got on some jeans. |
| 1:36.7 | Oh. |
| 1:37.2 | Yes. |
| 1:38.2 | Today. |
| 1:38.8 | Yes. |
| 1:38.9 | Wow. |
| 1:39.6 | Yes. |
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