Hello and welcome to the luxury podcast.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith.

With me is William Hanson.

This is the podcast that helps you live a more luxury life.

Yes, hello, Jonathan and I are here to help you create the everyday moments of luxury

that make life worth living whatever your budget. In each episode of the luxury podcast, William and I

tackle an area of life that we think you should upgrade, sorting the onslaus from the

higher sense, advising the nation in gracious living. So, William, what are we going to talk about today?

It's a seminal episode.

It's on headware and footwear.

An episode that some wanted to call tops and bottoms,

but we have refused because we wouldn't sink to that level.

Very true.

Where are we starting at the top or the bottom? I think start at the top and work your way down.

Yes, let's. Do you wear hats?

So I do wear hats actually surprisingly often.

Do you? Although I'm rather unhappy that I've lost my favourite hat.

Ah.

Fedora?

No, definitely not.

So I will only wear one kind of hat, and that is a flat cap.

Victor Meldrew.

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