Spit C*m in His Face with @Damnhomie11

2 Girls 1 Blunt

Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

2 Girls 1 Blunt, Cannabis Podcast, Influencer Podcast, Emily Wade, Tiktok Podcast, Top Comedy Podcast, Stoner Podcast, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jaime Lee Simmons, Weed Stories, Stand-up

4.7 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Damnhomie11 is an American social media personality, a social media influencer and a content creator in the comedy niche. Mya makes hilarious relatable videos under the pen name @damnhomie11. Guys, this episode was absolutely INSANE! We talked about Damnhomie11 being roofied, her most disrespectful move towards a man, how to find out if your man is cheating, and tips and tricks on how to NOT be s*x trafficked. Moral of today's podcast? BE INCONVENIENT + HOLD YOUR BOUNDARIES, BABE! We...

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0:00.0	When I'm happy, I look like shit.
0:01.8	I need to be miserable to look good.
0:03.9	Like, I need to be with a man that really treats me like shit. And it pushes me to like, like, what's wrong with me? Why am I not good enough? So I strive to be the best me. And that's when I look the best is when I'm with a man who makes me very unhappy. If I'm with someone and they're making me really happy, I look like complete shit. Hey girl, you trying to hit this?
0:22.3	Oh, you know exactly what I need. they're making me really happy. I look like complete shit.
0:22.5	Hey girl, you trying to hit this?
0:25.1	Oh, you know exactly what I need.
0:29.9	All right, guys, happy Tuesday.
0:32.1	We did the 45K giveaway.
0:33.0	Whoop.
0:34.6	We gave a lucky winner.
0:37.3	We paid their phone bill for the month. So it's really important. Y'all follow us on Instagram because you're missing out on money and opportunities and a chance to engage with us and create a community. We respond to DMs. We send people advice. We really do it all, y'all. So follow us. Hell yeah. All right. We have a great guest today. I'm very excited to have her. Me too. I've heard so many good things. There's been so many recommendations. She's been recommended on my Explorer page as well. We have Miss Damn Homie 11. Here. Maya. The New York City Princess in the house. Brooklyn.
1:28.4	But you're Miami-based, right? Right now I am. But I'm back and forth. You go back. I see that you're always traveling. I'm going to Brooklyn in a week, so. Okay. Oh, shit. What are you doing out there? Collabs. Collabs on like comedy sketches and everything. Yeah. Yeah, you're a big comedy sketch gal. They're funny. Thank you.
1:29.7	It's all about like relationships and dating and stuff. I used to basically just take whatever happened to me in real life and make it into a skit. Now I started doing more like just making things up. Because I want to take my L's in peace. I don't want to let people know what I'm actually going to do anymore.
1:45.0	What are L's in P's?
1:46.3	Like, if you're fucking with somebody and he just so happened to be lit, you know, it's like, don't post him.
1:52.0	Don't tell everybody you're fucking with someone.
1:54.0	Because a week later, when they do some corny shit, you don't have to look stupid when you take their pictures down.
1:59.0	Yeah.
1:59.7	I don't want to post anybody like if I'm dating them.
2:02.4	I'm giving it at least three years.
2:04.0	I need to see a ring on this finger before I'm posting a man.
2:07.6	Really?
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